Logistics:
Parking is located at 2143 Main Street Glastonbury CT, 06033 (Glastonbury Academy Building)
Go behind Academy Building near Skate Park
EV Charging is available!
Venue is located at 2077 Main St (4 min walk from parking lot)
Head out of the parking lot and take right on Main St
Take first Right on Willow Green to main gate
Your group has been emailed a ticket to get in the gate. You must present your ticket to get a wrist band to enter.
We have a fence around our yard, there will be security at all gates to make sure no strangers wonder in and no kiddos go on the run.
If you RSVP’d to enter any of the competitions, take a look below for event timing so you don’t miss out!
What can you bring?
Your ticket!
If you’re interested in Wheatus merch, bring some cash. Everything else is on the house!
Live Performance by Wheatus
We are thrilled to announce Wheatus will be headlining Clintfest 2022!! Get stoked, click here to listen to their music and get in touch with your true Teenage Dirtbag!
Live Performance by Ben Rice
30 years from now people will look back at the origins of Clintfest and tell tales of Ben Rice’s masterful performance as the official kick off this annual event! Click here to check out Ben’s music!
Hot Wings Contest
Can you make it through the ten sauces from Hot Ones without any relief? Tap out and you get milk. Make it to the end and the glory is yours. Don’t want to enter the contest? Don’t worry, you can either sample the ones you want, or just laugh at those attempting the challenge.
Pizza Bake Off
Masterclass - Pizzas by Greg: 3:00 - 4:00
Making your first pie? Greg Cully has you covered as he’ll show you the basics and take care of cooking the pizza for you.
Competition*: 4:30 - 5:30
Think you have what it takes to make the best pizza? Our judges will let you know.
*Adults only. You will have access to a grill/pizza stone or an Ooni, but need to share with the other participants. Use our ingredients or bring your own! If this is your first time making a pizza, please do the class as it is not easy and may throw off the other competitors.
Climbing Comp
Watch as climbers chalk up and see who comes out on top. If you’re watching or climbing, it will be a good time!
Categories:
Kids: 10 and under
Amateur: No shoes, no gear, no problem! See how you do!
Pros: Bringing your own gear? Sick, you made the cut!
Anyone will be able to try the climbs after the comp.
Doors Open
What is Clintfest? The simple answer is there are two truths we can all agree on:
It would be awesome to throw a concert in your back yard (for no reason other than a good story to tell), and
Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus is the greatest song of all time.
So, save the date, dig up some teenage angst, and keep an eye out for your official invite because 9/17/2022 is Clintfest and doors open at 1:30 PM! Bring the family and get excited for:
Bounce house,
Rock climbing,
Mini golf,
Face painting and caricatures,
Outdoor games,
Video game truck,
Food will be getting served all day starting around 2:00 - you won’t go hungry! Drinks and an excessive number of desserts baked by my mom,
and the following events…
We’re super excited for you to join us (Well, I’m excited and Bonnie is a little nervous and worried she will have to run from the police).
This is going to be family friendly (as much as possible… listen to the music and judge for yourself), so block everyone’s calendar! Let me know if you plan to bring more than two guests (beyond family).
Email / text Clint directly with any questions. Don’t use the links on the top of the page unless you’re looking to buy a Smart Home Occupancy Sensor